Oh No!

Apparently Co. had other plans for huge orange dude, they seem to think they are some sort of surgeon team or something. Don't get me wrong, he looks great, but I thought he was beautiful before.

Tonight they plan to dress oddly and ask strangers for candy. Is it me, or does this seem weird to you? Co. says it's quite popular but I can't come along. Diggity gets to go, why not me? I feel like Cinderella, only masculine, and wish I had a fairy godfather to make me an odd outfit to wear to this trick-or-treating ball. 

Huge Orange Dude

Met this huge orange dude and Co. let me bring him home. Kinda reminds me of that first outing last year, except there's only one of him. I'm not sure what we'll do with him, but he's an excellent listener.

really, really ridiculously good looking

Day Two! It's happening...

And don't I look even better than yesterday?!

But seriously,

I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, 

really ridiculously good looking, 

and I plan on finding out what that is.

82 long days have passed...

It's true, a wonderful visit to the Public Garden after which I was tossed aside again for more than two months. I have to be honest, I'm noticing a trend and it's making me feel a bit sad and dejected. Kind of like a turd. I feel a bit like an eight-legged turd. It doesn't feel good.

The Co. has assured me things are going to change. They say that this 365-day-project we've started is going to be "fun" and get me out more often. I'm afraid to believe them, I've been hurt before, I'm not sure if I can take the pain again.

It has been a little over a year since that first experience, please, please Great.Octopus.of.the.Sea, please make this year a bit better to me. Please.